omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize