does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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