but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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