This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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