I showed him my bush... on skype.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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