weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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