is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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