No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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