You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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