wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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