i think my mom watched the whole time
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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