You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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