I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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