Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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