How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have tasted many bathrooms
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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