i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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