If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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