i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Did I show you my penis last night?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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