remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
it's like iHOP with fire
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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