I want to walk on stilts...naked
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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