i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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