I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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