My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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