I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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