It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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