so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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