Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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