A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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