Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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