They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
