i would punch a child for taco bell
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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