Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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