She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
