Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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