We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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