one might say we're banned from that church
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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