ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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