Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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