Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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