3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
