I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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