Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
