should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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