I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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