If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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