mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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