White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my sisters under your porch take her home
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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