I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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