her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there was a trapeze. enough said
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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