In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need to calm my uterus...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
