Hey man sorry I got all grabby
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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