When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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